Dear Sam,
I’m afraid I must let you know that your singing makes me weak. How can you be so talented and barely even able to legally drink? And just when I thought I’d heard your best song yet, you go and release one that’s even better. SIGH. Yup, this is my new fave. But here’s the problem, I MUST stop crushing on you because a.) I’m happily married, b.) You’re barely 21 and c.) it’s becoming an addiction.
Of even bigger concern is the fact that you auditioned for Glee and given how talented you are, I know it will only be a matter of time before your symphonic voice is entrancing me from the TV too. And when that happens, I’m really screwed, because I know I’m going to need treatment by that point.  I’m pretty sure I’m regressing because I’m now experiencing the same kind of schoolgirl crush that I had on the Musical Theatre boys in High School. If you could stop being so amazing, that would really help me out.
Adoringly Yours,
Sarah
PS- And by the way, my readers are getting sick of hearing about you too (although I’ve converted at least 2 new fans).
I’m addicted to his music, too!
Oh good, I’m not alone!